Valentine's Day Card Ideas (from Frederick Cooper's Crown)

I am crazy and would like for you to agree with me~

"Thanks for the salmon."
"Thanks for the hooch!"
They embrace

"Being in love is old but this part is new"
"And of the Earth our bodies are borrowed"
They embrace

"Be my valentine"
"You have 5 seconds to comply"
Cupid's crushed under the giant foot of ED-209